Alabaman Mud Cracker

The Alabaman Mud Cracker is when you or your partner proceeds to shit on a cracker and feed it to you or him/her.

Man!That Alabaman Mud Cracker was delicious last night!

by Boss de la Boss March 4, 2018

Knock him a cracker

Meaning you will put a hole in his dome.

He called me nibba bout to knock him a cracker

by RejectClix November 6, 2019

Crack one's clackers

To strike or kick a man in the nuts with great force

Joe: Hey Buster!
Buster: Yes Joe?
Joe: If you don't know whose cunt smells the worst, it's gotta be your sister's rotting vegan cunt.
Buster: Ohhhh, I'm gonna crack your fucking clackers, you little shit!
Joe: Fight me, pussy. I know how to crack one's clackers.

by Matt_The_Anime_Man April 24, 2020

cookie no cracker

when comparing good weed to garbage weed

“ i’m out here smoking cookie no cracker

by big kap May 18, 2020

Bitty White-Cracker

A fat, middle-aged, ugly bitch.

Person 1: Look at that bitch
Person 2: She looks so fucking nasty and middle-aged
Person 1: What a bitty white-cracker

by Sasssssysaucyyy November 14, 2020

Faggoty Ass Cracker

The term used for men who act homosexual only in the presence of close male friends.

Dude why'd you slap my ass?

Cause your a faggoty ass cracker!

by CoochieColector March 24, 2021

Mad ass cracker

A mad cracker. Aka. M.A.C..

Mad ass cracker is defined by me

by B.Hunt May 1, 2021