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he got his dick knocked stiff

When a running back in football gets hit HIT SO HARD that he gets his dick knocked stiff; blood rush!
Smith ran around right end and a linebacker closed on him and with such a hard hit, he got his dick knocked stiff!
by dmillswvu82 August 23, 2023
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dick limping

Any grotesque sexual act that may cause "dick limping" is a "dick Limping" moment.
My "dick limping" moment was when my mom walked in on me jerking it to my step-sisters crusty panties.
by dick limper October 11, 2017
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tropical dick

tropical dick is the act in which you wrap toothpicks around your dick and slip and slide your dick across the inside of a coconut
dude when i was in Hawaii i totally did a tropical dick
by blakesmittty May 13, 2017
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Dick on the pedestal

Putting your dick on the pedestal is to operate in such a manner that you make women work for your dick instead of just giving it away.

The opposite of pussy whipped~

Also referred to as operation D.O.P.

I.e. instead of being pussy whipped, take back your manhood and put your dick back on the pedestal. Make your next girl earn her next big O.
Dick on the pedestal, adjective used to describe tactics that make girls work for your dick. The opposite of being whipped.

Operation D.O.P. Is a success, Iv got several friends with benefits now that Im making these girls work for it.

I put my dick back on the pedestal and now my girlfriend finally understands how valuable this dick is too her... she cleaned the house and gave me a blowjob this week.

Ever since I started applying operation D.O.P. Tactics my DMs have been poppin’
by Peacepuff December 12, 2021
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dick greedy

When one person in a multi-person sexual encounter is hogging all the dick.
"Bitch you gotta share, don't be Dick Greedy!"
-J.G.
by johnflaps423 March 6, 2018
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portobello dick

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.
by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017
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vacation dick

A massive penis that can only be handled occasionally.
by Jackthesav June 2, 2016
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