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Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass
Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe
by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
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Psychic Ass Pus

i.e. life force leaking out the back end, waking life devoted to and fixated upon anything that happens below the belt, be it in themselves or others
Although she was long in tooth, she had always allowed for the leakage of the psychic ass pus, reveling in it, and as such it had tainted her children
by BitchfinderGeneral March 5, 2024
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porn star ass

How a fuckboy tries to compliment a fit girl's butt, but is actually mildly insulting her.
"That asshole told me I had a porn star ass. What the hell?"
by Old Bae November 28, 2017
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Ass in credit

When a man is dating a women but has plenty of other willing females who would have sex with him given half the chance.
"Bro, I'm enjoying my relationship with Shelly but I have so much ass in credit I'm wondering if I should play the field again".
by Pandiculating Brachiator April 3, 2019
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asses in gear

-Directed at a person or person(s): To hurry up or be at the ready at an instance or as soon as possible.
"Asses in gear Rangers! Asses in gear!"
by Carbine1 February 25, 2012
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dig-ass

A dig ass is a stupid or moronic person who doesn't accept other views other than theirs.
"A: I think Breaking Bad is the best show ever"
"B: No it's not its overrated"
"A: What is the best show then?"
"B: Not breaking bad!"
"A: Man your such a fucking dig-ass"
by chumps12 March 8, 2021
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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