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portobello dick

Larry has a portobello dick due to the fact that he is uncircumcised.
by muffinpigeon August 12, 2017
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Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.
“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

Early bird sucks the dick…”
by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023
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DICK

(i)A term used to show their anger when someone acts like a jerk.
(ii) An alternate way of saying "fuck you"

(iii) Your penis
(i) I can't believe that you're such a DICK!
(ii) You're such a dick I hate you!

(iii) Doctor: Sir, sorry to say, but you have Erectile Dysfunction
Patient: What does that mean?
Doctor: Your dick won't stand up anymore
by opusticmanitia June 11, 2021
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speed dick

A penis, usually in a triangular shape drawn around the mouth of a drawing, charicter, or OC by a troll usually on a collaborative drawing site.
''Bro someone just speed dicked my drawing.''
by DickRick990 March 23, 2025
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type dick

A phrase popularized by Elliot Cadeau's brother formally known as saucekill. Type dick is to agree with your peers. A response to something relatable.
"Yo bra yo fit fye."
"Type dick"
by Biggiest T December 11, 2024
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Romanian Rope Dick

When you throw your dick around and swing it like a lasso,but in Romania
“He’s throwing his dick around! It’s a Romanian rope dick!
by the Florida fapper November 11, 2023
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