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Denim dick

1. When a woman refuses her anatomy but will merely accept friction between denim, often causing a jean boner.

Some who experience this sensation report "blue balls" and/or 1/8th of orgasm.

2. When you don't get to go all the way with the girl you're hooking up with
Me: "man, how far'd you get with that chick last night"

Sam: "Denim dick man"
by DontQ April 20, 2016
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Weird Dick Energy

When a man resorts to weird child like behavior to attain attention from his spouse by being negative, dismissive, or in his feelings.

Grown men giving childish behavior to gain his woman’s attention. Instead of using his adult mind to convey his needs.

A man that suddenly acts out of social norms in retaliation to not liking what a woman does

Ie. A man condemning you playfully for wearing something revealing

When you rell a man that you’re not interested and he tries to apply pressure to change your mind.

When a man brings you the same energy from his last relationship into his new relationship

Ie. Treating all women the same and not trying to learn his spouse needs
Joe is really giving off Weird Dick Energy always handling his disagreements with Jane like a three-year-old.

It’s crazy how much Jane begs Joe to take her out on dates, but every weekend he starts an argument being real WDE so they don’t end up going nowhere .
Joe weird dick energy ass met J at the strip club and now picks on her for being a stripper

Dudes be on some weird dick energy. Whenever you tell a man I’m not interested he will you so pretty your ass to death.
by FrankE July 7, 2022
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dick

1.Act of penis

2.Over penis
3.turned up
1.you just like act of penis , you dicken !

2.Wow this game just way too over penis !!

3.We all turned up at her party , we all doing though ....
by Johns Dicken February 17, 2017
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monkey dick

the best weed ever, hits harder than a monkey dick
“that weed hit me so hard, it’s like a monkey dick”
by iH8Trannys June 6, 2019
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vacation dick

A rather well endowed penis. One that would be fun to try but could be frightening for a long term relationship.
He was hot and had a vacation dick. I'd give it a ride a time or two.
by Anne Bissell June 2, 2016
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Shit Dick Prouductions

A shity flim studio on youtube full of memes and other shit
My nigga shit dick prouductions is ass
by Lukasnutsonhitlwr July 11, 2021
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Tender Dick

Tender Dick is very contagious stay away from effected ones
Stop being a tender Dick she will understand we always have a guys night
by Willthebillpvok September 21, 2022
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