dick

thing that dangles beetween your legs can be big or small. in the example below its small

hey jacob. your dick is tiny. i know. LOL

by totaly not Alexis March 22, 2022

Slap dick

To tell someone to fuck off or to indicate they being an annoying bitch

Lucas: Man you a slow ass runner
Max: you a bitch, slap dick

by Real nigga roll call May 27, 2021

Glass dick

When your ice Pony is unavailable and won't return your phone call.

I lost the glass dick,how we gonna smoke

by Tincanman1983 June 9, 2018

dicked me dumb

Being sexed so good it leaves you retarded and goofy.

Omg he dicked me dumb I'm in love.

by Wolfdaddys own October 28, 2022

Dick Bitch

Used to violently insult someone when they don't have a cigarette readily available for you to have for free.

"Do you have a cigarette?" "No" . "DICK BITCH."

by Roast Burger August 29, 2019

Dry Dick December

Dry Dick December or DDD is where you have to keep your dick dry, it can never get wet!

Avoid getting any types of "fluid" on your dick

you can only take a shower once a week

there are exceptions for chirstmas

blow your cock with a hairdryer for 5 minutes every day

Guy: shit! I failed No Nut November!
me: try passing Dry Dick December!

by big man 22211155 November 2, 2022

dick seek

When a girl looking to fuck in a party.

girl 1: gurl you going out tonight?
girl 2: yeah im going dick seeking in da club

by nigawitagun June 26, 2015