kiss a teacher day

the day you can kiss your teacher
december 1st

hey it’s december 21! it’s kiss a teacher day! i’m going to go see mr hill.

by mrhillisdaddy37738273 November 20, 2020

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Shootin' Day

Shootin' Day last from May 4th to May 9th, if you can afford, then you can celebrate Shootin' Day, meaning you can be a school shooter in any Australian school (you also have to t-pose for 3-5 seconds after shooting your first target)

"Hey Bob did you know Shootin' Day is next week?"
"No what is it?"
"I won't tell you but just don't go to school next week"

"Ok...? "

by Depressed Table May 4, 2022

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National Pregnant Wife Day

A day dedicated to the woman who puts up with all her husband's shenanigans. A woman who, although tired as fuck, still cooks and cleans and takes care of the kids and her crazy husband. A day to shower her with love and take her to the movies to see "The Unbreakable Boy"

"Hey man let's go hang out!"
Sorry, I can't today. I have plans with Nikki, it's National Pregnant Wife Day!"

by Vedn March 28, 2025

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Eighter Appreciation Day

May 3rd marks the date of Eighter Appreciation Day.
Eighter is a character from Dragon Ball, whose pacifism taught Son Goku many things. One of them being to give mercy, when deserved.

"Hey, what day is it today?"
"It's May 3rd, Eighter Appreciation Day."

by Eighter-Appreciator May 2, 2021

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