Raisin dick

Robby has one. He doesnt know how to use it, he thought it was a clinker until he pissed out of it. They call it the anson house scrumpet.

By heck...robs got a raisin dick

by Bbosh April 2, 2017

Dicks on the dollar

Not a lot of money for the job, one might as well put dicks on the dollars.

I made dicks on the dollar for that job...

by Thatguyorsomething March 24, 2023

Goodnight Dick

When you poke your dick into a vagina at the end of a date

Jack gave Ellie a goodnight dick after the date and they ended up in bed the next morning with only underwear on.

by DickGirl January 7, 2020

Early bird sucks the dick

A phase used in reference to someone boasting how productive they are.

“Man, I’m going to get up at five in the morning and do some exercise to start my day!”

“Early bird sucks the dick…”

by The Rhino Hunter, Edgar April 14, 2023

dick in hood

condom for gay people

damn that boy got his dick in hood

by hilh987ujkn January 3, 2018

little big dick

when you got a little one but its lowkey big

wow rita did you see mike little big dick its soooo big but little

by little big dicky June 27, 2017

Dick Spoon

Prison slang for an edible spoon made from a wafer-like material, typically provided to inmates on mental health/suicide watches who have recently demonstrated a proclivity for inserting foreign objects into their bodily orifices, which unlike a regular plastic spoon will eventually dissolve on contact with bodily moisture.

"No, no plastic spoon for Inmate Smith- he's been packing the musket again. Give him a dick spoon".

by Dano78 October 1, 2022