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Ass blast

A scientific term used to define an overload in any given quantum substance in a small point, resulting in the manifestation of an incorporeal asshole around the border of the spot, which will unleash a loud and sharp ass ripping blast of the element to disperse it.
Scientists recently witnessed an Ass blast of time due to a influx from an alternate dimension
by Shroompuff March 26, 2020
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ravens big ass

raven has a huge ass, you could never be like raven. ravens ass can stink some times but thats okay. we've all been there.
someone "omg that person has such a big ass!"
someone else "no thats just ravens big ass silly!"
by idkmatkat January 24, 2022
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ass tonsils

A name you can call any of your friends.
Basically a one-way ticket to 'fuck you you little cocktorch I call a friend'. Usually a short nimble way to say "There are nearly over 13 million words in the English language which still isn't enough for me to string together to express how much i want to hit you with a fucking chair!" You know, the sentence ender.
Bully: "Hey lameass! If you name backwards is ayam, then say 'tihs maya' backwards!
Maya: Fuck off you cheesing fatsack of ass tonsils!
Bully: ...
by ☆★Midas★☆ November 23, 2021
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Half A Sausage Up Their Ass

Refers to someone pretending to be gay, usually done as a joke, a bet, or for some kind of monetary gain.
Logan Paul has half a sausage up his ass.

This guy, has half a sausage up their ass. Clearly they are just acting gay to get money.
by Double Wizard Potabro February 17, 2019
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Snow Plow Ass

An ass that is as wide as a snow plow, so wide you could drop it to the floor and push snow wit it.
-PENN DOT WOULD HIRE HER Snow Plow Ass
by ScottyJtheGreat May 4, 2012
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head ass

Carson Breeze is such a head ass
by hehehehehe.- July 19, 2018
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Fat ass honky

That fat ass honky is going to eat the whole buffet.
by Cracker ass mfer November 16, 2019
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