My girl came back late this morning and she wasn't answering her phone all night, I was worried sick!
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
Shoulda checked twatter, she was getting Dick Simoned
by ninjamuffin289 June 5, 2023
Get the Dick Simoned mug.Where the reservation staff book all the tables in a single sitting at the exact same time; as such the service staff are then required to stand around with their dicks in their hands (usually for an elongated period) before being ‘dicked’
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
This is in contrast to a spread service where guests arrive over a period of time ensuring a consistent, smooth flowing service.
by A. Neuman May 24, 2022
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Get the Dick Gozinya mug.A girl who with her infinite hotness is surrounded by a group of guys at all times thus forming the "dick fence"
Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations
Usually occurs in undisclosed deployed locations
Me: "Hey bro look at that group of guys following around that girl."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."
Bro: " Yeah man, that what you call a dick fence."
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Get the vacation dick mug.A dick-dweller (or cock-walker) is someone who enjoys being the bottom or receiver during sexual intercourse and displays themself in a slutty manner.
Bro, Stacey broke up with me
How come?
She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once
Dude, she is such a dick-dweller
How come?
She cheated on me with like 5 guys at once
Dude, she is such a dick-dweller
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