Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton!

by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024

Sir I’s-A-Freak Newton

when someone is smart and kinky

wow, you’re into bdsm and physics? you’re a real sir i’s-a-freak newton.

by gravity——boiiiiii February 23, 2024

Popsicle in the freezer

lyric originally used in the song Sugar rush by BIBI “I don’t need no man for dessert I got popsicles in my freezer”

Popsicle in the freezer = having a dildo in your closet

by Conscriptboss February 24, 2024

Fought for my freedom

Yeah, not really free. My life is a black mirror episode. Stolen A.I. yadda yadda- You've heard it all before.

Hym "Yes, you fought for my freedom... My freedom to be harvested for resources and labor... And organs... Fantastic. Your friends died for nothing. This is dogshit. You should have a problem with this."

by Hym Iam February 24, 2024

theft of free will

When you are about to do something out of your own volition and right before you do it someone asks you to do it. And now you did it not because it was your own choice but because someone else told you to do it and took your free will away. You obeyed them. You are a puppet.

- Carlos Garcia circa. 2022

“Im going to do laundry”

“Hey can you do some laundry?”

“ i was going to do it myself but you telling me is theft of free will”

by ceezerdeezer February 24, 2024

Pulling a freddy

When you disappear from social media and irl for days to weeks at a time.

"Im so socially exhausted Im going to be pulling a Freddy this weekend."

by Lynxfaye February 27, 2024

Lying for the free

An unsolicited lie. Lying for no particular reason.

Nobody:

Bob: This weekend I got into a bar brawl with the Hell’s Angels that turned into shoot out at a mall. I got patched up afterwards. I’m a 1%er now!

Everybody: Bob, you don’t even have a motorcycle, stop lying for the free.

by SamAxe42 March 13, 2024