dick slicken

Randy comes and puts Bacon Grease on your dick to make it fit in his mouth

It won't fit.. Well better get to Dick Slicken!

by loopywig July 23, 2017

dick butt

a person who treats people like dick and a booty at the same time.

tom) ur a fat whore becky!
becky) shut up and stop being such a dick butt.

by meara peery November 10, 2018

speaker dick

A big fat speaker dick, pornographic definition of a cell phone.

Alex: laying in his bed

Mom: “ get off your speaker dick and do something“ she was tired of him speaker dicking around.

by Mom of canna June 18, 2022

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.

Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.

To deceive or defraud (the system).

Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.

Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)

That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)

Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)

by Jack Coleman22 August 5, 2024

DICK FIGHT

Dating game with no loyalty involving sexual encounters or intimacy provoked by women in In search of her lover .Men will have sex with woman knowingly she's involved with a current partner as dating competition against other men . A woman will engage sexually with several men to find the husband or boyfriend. He that gives her the most orgasms included with legs shaking,and squirting, trouble walking is the winner to become her significant other if she is also treated and courted well. If he can be consistent.

My brother realized he was in a dick fight with his best friend and his girlfriend's ex .

by anonymous June 23, 2022

vacation dick

Not your significant other's dick. To be used while away from home, out of the country on vacation.
Hopefully you do not run into while at home.

"I was in Hawaii for a week and had some awesome vacation dick while I was there!"

by Sassymolassy617 June 2, 2016

spat a dick

when you laugh so hard the combination of phlegm and drool that you produce creates a perfect sillouhette of a cock with a little bit of semen on the carpet.

"bruh you laughed so hard I spat a dick!!

by flame-o and the drip July 9, 2017