Dick shit

After anal sex, when you go pee and poo comes out your pecker first.
Dam i just took a dick shit!
by Bruno the bull. July 11, 2018
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dick-pickle

Noun- 1) an insult used to describe a person, normally male, however this term can be used on any gender. A negative or rude person who acts salty. 2) an pickled dick.
1)Stop being such a dick-pickle.
2)Go suck a dick-pickle.
by safe-T November 17, 2021
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Chronic Strangle Dick

When you're both going down on each other and she climaxes first, resulting in her tensing every muscle in her body while she enjoys the orgasm. Unfortunately, This means you poor member is accident strangled within an inch is his life until she calms down.
Bro, Im so sore, I cant go to the gym today.

Why not man?
My girl had an episode of Chronic Strangle Dick (CSD) last night .
Oh. That's tough man.
by jiffnep April 01, 2022
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Snotty Dick

When you giving him a little sucky sucky and you sneeze getting snot all over his dick.
Bro1: Yo fam I was getting a little sucky from Avs and I went to far and she gave me a snotty dick.
Bro2: Ew that's fucking gross as hell man.
by Sucka McCock January 31, 2016
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Bessy big dick

He has the biggest dick in the world, two feet long and has boned probably every celebrity because his dick is fucking massive.
Sommer ray: Is that Bessy big dick?
Girl 2: give him your consent.
Bessy: let me put it in
by Massive vomit cock October 07, 2019
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throw that dick

the action of giving a girl the amazing, dope, addicting, drive her crazy penis.
Chas: "you know i had to throw that dick. Now she won't leave me alone. She keeps calling my phone."
Rouksar: "I know exactly what you are talking about. My boyfriend knows how to Throw that dick."
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by freshcutbigD November 22, 2016
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Greasy Dick

Millenial slang.
Positively toned and/or negatively toned.
It is not normal to have a greasy dick. The term "greasy dick, was made up due to the famous restaurant "Greasy Dick" in Denmark. Ever since the term has been used by the top 0.002% of intellectuals in Denmark. These "intellectuals" are worshipped like gods by their fellow lesser humans
Hey, wanna go to "Greasy Dick" today?
Greasy Dick? *Wink*
by Skinken January 28, 2019
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