Chla Dick

A penis / male infected with Chlamydia. Usually transmitted through penetration, altho in rarer cases Chla Dick can be so toxic that is transmitted through their “witty”banter.

Enough of your Chla dick. Infecting half of Klute was bad enough but your unusual discharge has now bought down 90% of Hatfield ‘s finest men .

by Wedwow November 6, 2023

Beans and Monkey Dicks

A term used to refer to a canned meal consisting of beans and hotdogs, included in a box of USMC combat rations, aka C-Rats.

Upon opening his box of C-Rations, Private Schmuckateli explains, ‘Fuck, not another can of Beans and Monkey Dicks!

by LaughingAloud July 21, 2025

Dick

A toy girls love to use when horny or are a freak

This is a toy to enjoy called the dick

by Khgjejj March 2, 2021

Dick

Its the thing that i use to fill your mums mouth

i mana sou:hose to dick sou mesa mou
Egw:okkkkkk kai tis to vazo vathia

by kingaris_pro November 22, 2021

dick beige

A word used to describe the skin color of white douche bags and fuckbois

My new boyfriend is a nice shade of dick beige. So hot...

by Chaos chaos December 8, 2016

Stroking Dick

When guys are asked about their conversation we call it Stroking Dick.

Hey were y’all hanging earlier ?
Nah we were just stroking Dick

by Wordmaker0 August 25, 2018

dick twins

Dick twins: Your dick looks like your face by mistake. Dick twins...

Your face looks just like your dick. That's why when you go down on her she always says no. Not yet not yet. Dick twins...

by mali it titi mo June 7, 2017