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Ass whisper

Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
by Bujjeje December 9, 2019
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National Eat Ass Day

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024
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Wet ass dobie

The act of having a massive wet cock, term made for people with the names of Chelsea and/ or Nathan
*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”

Man 1: yo isak

Man 2: what’s wrong?

Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020
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Goat-Ass Bullshit

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
Who the Fuck came up with this Goat-Ass Bullshit?
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024
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Shit ass fuck

When a situation is so terrible a single use of profanity is not enough.
Everyone ran well today considering the shit ass fuck winter weather.
by SeanPanini May 23, 2018
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Grab ass day

Oct, 15

Grab dat ass, grab it good! Free day to grab ass with out looking like a moron. PERIOD
Person 1-Dude grab her ass!
Person 2-I already did, it’s grab ass day bro!!!
by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020
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Ass hole

Chad - Harrison -Brandon -
by Ur a fat smelly nonce August 11, 2018
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