Ass whisper is when you fart and instead of it being loud and like someone screaming and it’s just a gentle breeze and it feels like it’s whispering.
Person 1: who farted
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
Person 2: I don’t know I didn’t hear it
Person 1: oh, then it must be an ass whisper
by Bujjeje December 9, 2019

National Eat Ass Day is a day on August 10th where you find some one and eat their ass (with consent silly). You will have to literally Kevin Gates that ass to make the day successful.
“Hey. Did you know it was National Eat Ass Day today?”
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
“No. But how does it work”
“So basically, I have to eat your ass today”
“That’s fine. Let’s do it”😈
by FreekNikk August 10, 2024

*in British accent* “my god Nathan, you have a wet ass dobie”
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
Man 1: yo isak
Man 2: what’s wrong?
Man 1: nothin man, my balls are just sticking to my wet ass dobie.
by Codes&ry November 15, 2020

Term used to describe ridiculous policies or decisions that are void any semblance of common sense or rationality.
by Used2Bscrubs August 9, 2024

by SeanPanini May 23, 2018

by National Grab Ass Day. Year 2 October 13, 2020
