ass

the thing you don't have

you don't have a ass
fuck off hoe

by vannezd December 14, 2019

Grab ass february

Every year in february u can grab the ass of a male or female during a whole month.

Hey its grab ass february, i can grab ur ass

by Mamacitaa22 January 23, 2020

Ass-smoochery

(n.) The act and art of advancing up the corporate ladder by being the biggest tattleteller, asskisser and the most non-productive yet perfectionist employee in the company.

A: You know Jim got his 5% raise just last month, I can't see him presenting any projects or getting any work done.
B: What? It's already the third time this year, I think I can smell a pungent ass-smoochery going on.

by Godspeedzilla April 12, 2009

Jolly grab ass week

In December you can grab as much ass as you want.

Person 1:yo ain’t it jolly grab ass week

Person 2:yeah

by Li rod wave November 30, 2019

Ass to Pouch

When someone fingers a dirty asshole then immediately packs a lip of chewing tobacco with the same hand.

I pack my double decker horseshoes like any free American should, Ass to Pouch.

by 104206901 March 15, 2021

Ass-set

A polite sounding, yet condescending way to describe a grouping of assholes or ass-clowns.

This is our management team; they are a real

ass-set.

His family has been helping out all day; they are a complete ass-set.

by Keke79 January 11, 2020

Burger King Ass Bitch

A clown whose best job will be manager of their local Burger King because they think they’re gonna blow up and don’t worry about school.

“I’m fr up next, I’m finna go places.” “Look at yo grades you Burger King Ass Bitch.”

by MyTimbs June 25, 2019