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Dyslexic ass bitch

Me nigga my name is alec campione qnd I am a dyslexic bitch.
by Alec campione March 11, 2019
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Baboons ass

A friend that acts like a asshole at a party and is jumping all over people like a baboon
Mike: wow ,that was some party last night wasn't it...
Jamie: yeh, but ngl simon was a baboons ass fucking twat ...
by Asheater July 17, 2016
mugGet the Baboons assmug.

Bitch ass flu

Someone who acts like a bitch seasonally
Ayo i heard BIG KEV has the bitch ass flu
by The_General234 August 16, 2019
mugGet the Bitch ass flumug.

Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
mugGet the Ass Gravitymug.

haleigh's ass

when you meet a girl with an in between ass of not to big and not to small and she can throw it in your face to make u nervous she has a haleigh's ass.
damn that chick threw her ass. bro she has a haleigh's ass'
by poppinallday123 August 17, 2017
mugGet the haleigh's assmug.

Ass

Ass may refer to

A. Human muscles located near the pelvis.
B. A species of donkey.
C. A Human who is associated with negative terms.

This definition is elaborating C.

An ass is a common creature in the world usually found after the 80's. The Asses include: LGBT's, Horny Teens, Oppressive Militaries (Definitely not talking about a certain nation) and Woke people.

LGBT's are self-explanatory as they are just begging for attention where as only a few are respectable.

Oppressive Militaries, I'll let the Palestinians talk.

Woke people are those who engage in a cycle where they believe they're "morally" higher than everyone else and try taking down anyone they dislike using methods like Doxxing , Cancelling , Ratio , De-popularizing and Personal Cyber/Physical Bullying.
SSsniperwolf is such an ass for still having no shame

These Gay revolts are fighting for nothing they're asses to be honest.
by DiamondCob319 October 24, 2023
mugGet the Assmug.

Ass in credit

When a man is dating a women but has plenty of other willing females who would have sex with him given half the chance.
"Bro, I'm enjoying my relationship with Shelly but I have so much ass in credit I'm wondering if I should play the field again".
by Pandiculating Brachiator April 3, 2019
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