Velcro dick

When the sweat and smegma cause a man's peepee to stick to his scrotum.

Hey bruh, I had velcro dick so bad, I had to use both hands to peel it off my scrot to take a piss.

by Big Lunch March 28, 2024

dick team

When you are never good enough to be The Man, the go to guy, or generally make first string on any sports team. For your entire life you are relegated to the second string... The Dick Team

Hey Mike, I heard Beadley sprained his ankle for tonight's big game... chances are you going to get to start!

Jody, I wish it were true. I'm destined to be in the Dick Team forever.

by JJSkidz February 21, 2018

dick rut

When a man with a big dick is at Electric Forest and walks naked back to his tent naked causing deep ruts in the muddy terrain.

We lost naked Jeremy in the festival but followed his dick ruts all the way back to our campsite.

by anonymous April 27, 2024

Love dick

When a man has sex with someone and thinks he is in love. He falls in love with any person he puts his dick in.

Girl don’t fuck with him, he gets that love dick feeling.

by Curschmann October 30, 2023

dick

a Richard or someone you don't like

a dick

by dickerstan March 9, 2021

dicky dicked down

when three guys perferably male endorse in overly sexual threesome with each other over a long period of time, while on some A-class drugs like ecstasy/molly.

"oh look, john and his two friends couldn't get pussy, so their build up frustration got them to dicky dicked down"

by jeandepeau!!! February 26, 2021

Needle dick

A penis so thin it resembles a sowing needle

Girl I couldn’t feel shit when he was inside me he has a little needle dick

by Saucemane April 13, 2022