I Put A Whole Bag of Jelly Beans Up My Ass

i said scuse me mothafucka do you like jellybeans he was like yea but not the black and the green ones. mothafucka who said i had to eat them jellybeans. To make a long fucking story short I put a whole bag of jellybeans up my ass and it's been 24 hours later and i ain't find none yet

I put a whole bag of jelly beans up my ass

by imabroomstick September 24, 2025

Assed

To get rekt/destroyed in a fight. Commonly used when describing anime battles.

Shiiit! Black Zetsu just got assed!

by Dadivan Zilef April 21, 2018

ass

a finn, ole, jacob, and/or a big mouthed person

don’t be like finn, he’s such and ass

by wannabe.cutie April 4, 2020

Assness

The quality of being immensely ineffective at said task.

Person 1: Person 2 you're cheating.
Person 2: Bro your assness is immaculate.

by XeerOh February 22, 2024

pussy ass camper

A phrase used when somebody in an FPS is being a pussy ass bitch and staying inside their little safety building and doing absolutely nothing until a guy comes by just to laser them or more commonly, snipe them.

"Bro this man is a pussy ass camper!"

by Czecho_Slovakia August 19, 2022

Ad-clear Ass-Monkey

An individual so horrible at the video game: Destiny 2, that the only role they can secure in a multi-player activity is to kill weaker enemies inside of damage encounters.

Where is that Ad-clear Ass-Monkey, and why the fuck isn't he killing ads?

by Jikinirdon June 2, 2024

Nasty Ass

The dog named Beretta’s, butt.

That’s one Nasty Ass smell.

by Dino_Eyelashes August 22, 2020