Poopy dick

When your having anal sex and you get poop on your penis

I was fucking a dude and he gave me poopy dick

by Greyson Alan Orbach November 24, 2023

Urban Dick

Someone who speaks so much slang that it’s a different language

“D P Chakras Da Zongos Me Longo!”
“What’d he say?”
“I dunno he’s an Urban Dick”

by Pop Candy July 5, 2022

Grasping at dick straws

When a girls judgment is compromised and she is acting more promiscuous than usual. Often triggered by weddings, bachelorette parties or being on the rebound.

Cindy was really grasping at dick straws at your wedding. I think she tried to sleep with brad.

by ozzysms November 4, 2014

DICK FLOW

A person who is intensely charismatic and has swagger.

Person 1 yo you see Eric with all the lady's tonight?

Person 2 yeah man he's got mad dick flow.

by Dragon believer December 11, 2024

Dick sick

When someone deep throats a dick so hard they vomit all over said dick.

Whoa!!! You just got dick sick all over me.

He was so far down my throat that I got dick sick all over him.

by oldballs August 18, 2016

Quantum Dick Mechanics

The phenomenon that occurs when looking at once own penis from differing angles. For example from their own perspective versus in a mirror.

The penis will seem to be a completely different size.

Josh tried to explain Quantum Dick Mechanics to me the other day. Apparently it's all about perspective.

by FrostieCooky July 3, 2019

Pulp Dick

A medical condition resulting in pulp on, in, and around the genital area of men.

“Wanna hook up?”
“I don’t think that’s a great idea… doc told me I got Pulp Dick.”

by BigDickAdrian November 30, 2024