Theory explaining that sexual selection in Homo Sapiens is determined by the male’s sexual performance i.e. his ability to provide strong orgasm to females, which is mostly determined by penis size, shape, stiffness, endurance, etc . One of the main explanations for the fact that xenophobic circles are mainly populated by men with small penises and sexually frustrated women.
Milf #1: I’m sick of Derek’s racist slur. I just blocked him from my list. I can’t believe such an educated being xenophobic.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
Milf #2: I’m sick of his fucktard mentality too, but you know, I kind a feel pity for the guy too. I guess it all comes down to dick.
Milf #1: what do you mean having pity for such a biggot?
Milf #2: Well you know, back in college he and I dated for a while and... Well I cheated on him with the first bick black dick I could find. And I know it wasn’t the first time this happened to him... And from what I understand it wasn’t the last time either.
by Toilette March 29, 2015
When a man’s flaccid penis lies to the side or edge of the bed so that it’s readily available for a stepdaughter to sneak into the bedroom, pull up the sheets and partake of that taboo fruit.
Tamara peeked in her mom’s bedroom and crawled over to her stepfather’s side of the bed. She slowly lifted up the comforter and said, “It’s pointed right at me. Just like he promised when he said, ‘Sneak in anytime and get you some stepdaughter dick’.”
by Disgruntled Preacher November 15, 2022
by notaguywithblanketdick September 29, 2024
When you touch your penis after using siracha sauce without wiping your hands and your penis burns like no tomorrow to the point where you need to waterboard your own cock to cool it off.
by Ajslabs February 13, 2023
Woman: (Asking the man out) Wanna come to my house for Netflix and Chill?
Man: Sorry, i'm at my boyfriend's for Flix N' Dicks.
Woman: ...
Man: Sorry, i'm at my boyfriend's for Flix N' Dicks.
Woman: ...
by LeilaSP March 12, 2019
Lets say hypothetically theres a guy you know who hasn’t even thought of showing you his cock what would you assume? Big ? Small? There is a fifty fifty chance; however meaning there is a fifty fifty chance then hypothetically it can be both, therefore meaning there is also a Higher percentage that it could just be medium
Iris:Unless your pp is Excalibur And somehow magically cut through the brick then i beg to differ that you dodged it cuz I could have smashed it up with the brick in seconds or thrown it at the pp
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
Kujo: So if you beg to differ.. Do you think my pp's big then? 🤨
Iris: Well , assuming that 9 times out of ten you act like you do have a big pp and say it then ofcourse i may assume that, although there is the 50/50 chance that you are either small or big ; however if its a 50/50 chance then there is also the chance that you are both , so assuming either would be wrong in my eyes so simply put, I would say medium. I call it, “Schrodingers dick”
by Iris sus June 29, 2022