Pickup dick

Seen more frequently in rural communities, this roadway denizen is found driving a large pickup truck, often lifted, sometimes with a large smokestack - like exhaust pipe belching black diesel smoke from an overwide pipe behind the cab.

These drivers are always pushyand and ill-mannered. They cut off other drivers, must always be passing, sometimes even dangerous.

It is rumored that the size of their actual dick is inversely related to the size of their truck and its exhaust pipe.

That pickup dick just cut that lady off, and that diesel stench is awful!

by Elric of Melnibone March 22, 2024

eat dick mud

A word that Pdot backshots uses

yooo eat dick mud

by Lachaballs June 10, 2024

Small dick

An endearing term for ya mans

Typically used by females who don’t gaf but still love you

B: Hey guess what I passed my drivers test!
G: Aww I’m so proud of my lil small dick

by chocalatelattes May 19, 2018

Dick

Another word for a “penis” or a “cock” that lays underneath the gut of a male.

Go suck a “dick”

by Nothing.nobody May 7, 2018

giraffe dick

When his dick is long as fuck

She unzipped his pants to reveal a giraffe dick that flopped it's long shaft down to his knee

by Daddy Jesus December 11, 2016

derek Burke's Dick

The prettiest most perfect award winning long fat straight veiny fat headed flawless penis ever!!

Of course Derek Burke's Dick is better and looks better for sure. There is awards that have been given to that cock cause it's so flawless and perfect

by Frkofdawk July 20, 2024

Shit a Dick

To be really pissed off or to laugh really hard; can be used for all genders

He shit a dick after his best friend kissed his girl.

She shit a dick when her friend made a joke about the teacher.

by sweato September 3, 2020