Shaggers Dick

After participating in numerous penetrative sexual acts in a short space of time, a man can develop shaggers dick. This leaves him with a sensitive feeling around the bellend, as well as possibly some soreness and redness. It is easily cured by not shagging for a few days.
‘’Last weekend was great fun, however I ended up with some real shaggers dick after too many sessions.’’
by homerbellerin October 17, 2021
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Kick dick week

Kick any boys dick for a whole week
I want to kick your dick so badly because it’s kick dick week
by Mgb1238746 October 02, 2020
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Chris's dick

chris's dick is normally very tiny and shrimp-like.
he often brags about having a giant cock but in reality, it's very tiny.
Omg, u have a Chris dick which means it's very small.
Chris's dick: tiny
by The god himselft. ;0 October 26, 2020
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Chalk yo dick

To scrape someone's penis on concrete in broad daylight.
"You know what? I'm gonna Chalk yo dick bruh." "bro got chalk dick yo." "Bro got Chalk in his dick!"
by 444 Meatball Time April 02, 2024
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Skint Dick

A person, usually from a city who shaves their pubic hair.
I think that Skint Dick shot the damn decoys!
by Addison Manginamin April 17, 2015
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Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Famous 83 year old engineer, known for his long run of retirement.

Verb: Dick Hoganed; Hoganing.

To deceive or defraud (the system).
Dick Hogan (Dik Ho•gn)

Noun: Dick Hogan kicked the bucket last week.

Verb. Mut is Hoganing his way through life right now. (Present)

That greasy motherfucker is going to Dick Hogan his whole life isn’t he? (Future)

Did you hear that slimy fuck Bubba, Dick Hoganed us out of the lottery pool again? (Past)
by Jack Coleman22 August 05, 2024
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Dick Parker

For one who parks dicks in there ass or vagina. Meaning they let it stay. Both sexes apply
(Girl 1) bitch. Im such a dick parker the boys love it
by Im a dick parker September 03, 2018
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