Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick
by Thecreator I June 5, 2017

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021

by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017

by A dick sucker March 24, 2021

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021
