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faithful dick

•The act of receiving dick all the while your nigga is faithful.
•Loyal Penetration
Girl, I got some faithful dick last night !
The only thing thT will make you feel better in life is faithful dick
by Thecreator I June 5, 2017
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vacation dick

A penis of a relatively large size that you can receive only on some occasions. As opposed to boyfriend dick.
I hooked up with a guy last week who had vacation dick. I needed a break after that one.
by Bitchslayyings June 14, 2016
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Iz's Dick

fucking tiny, it's smaller than your IQ, 100% made of air because it's non existent, smaller than an atom. Smaller than a tictac, it's microscopic, it's miniature; smaller than grandpa pigs train, it's so small that even the itty bitty dicky committee rejected him, I feel like it's so tiny that the bump women with vaginal cancer have on their poosi is bigger than his dick. It's literally fucking insignificant.
Person A: I can't see it, it's so small..
Person B: It's not as small as Iz's dick though.
Person A: Iz has a dick?? I thought Iz was a woman :O
by FezisPluto September 7, 2021
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Dick

What girls eat
Olivia-did u eat his dick last night
Frankie-yea I choked 3 times
by Final JSU’s April 13, 2019
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Acordian Dick

When you can't get hard so you only put the tip in, and proceed to push in and pull out, while the tip is stuck inside. Thus creating an acordian type movement with the skin.
Bruh I just got done banging this chick with my acordian dick.
by Big Meat Mike June 18, 2017
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SUCK ME DICK

Step son: "Mum come here"
Mum: "Yes?"
Step son "SUCK ME DICK"
Mum:"OK!"
by A dick sucker March 24, 2021
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Dead Dick And Chips

Its like saying dead ass but way better and people are much more likely to believe you than the basic "Dead Ass" and the and chips acts as a on god replacement.
Did you get the meat out of the freezer? bro I swear I did like "Dead Dick And Chips mom"
by ZeFleas November 8, 2021
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