Klepto-fucking

The act of having a one night stand at a stranger's house, then before the owner of the house wakes up, stealing something from their property and leaving.

Have you heard? Jessica got caught klepto-fucking.

by Son-Dood January 3, 2017

bottle fucked

Bottle fucked is a fetish for people who like having bottles stock up their ass such as a shampoo bottle the conditioner bottle pop bottle and most commonly a hairspray bottle

Let's get bottle fucked

by Heyplipplop January 4, 2017

Fuck Then Do

When a singleton "fucks" one and then "does one", referring to the dialect used in northern parts of England meaning to simply evade.

Past tense: "I fucked her and did one"
Current: " That's a Fuck Then Do"
Future: "I'm going to fucker her and do one"

by jamiebear1989 January 5, 2017

fucking layed out

To be hit with such great force that one's body immediately goes limp and sprawls upon the floor.

Usually a comment from a by-stander who may also be shouting, "World Star!"

"Holy shit, did you see that? He got fucking layed out!"
"Damn, Rhonda Rousey got fucking layed out by Amanda Nunez"

by Money $loth January 5, 2017

Fuck 'em gay

The act of fucking somebody, and in doing so making them gay. This can be done to and by all genders. The female version is"fuck 'er gay" and the male is "fuck 'im gay", "fuck 'em gay"is used in all other situations.

Example one:
Bob: Jane just broke up with me

Tom: why?

Bob: I fucked 'er gay

Example two:
Tim: I got a new boyfriend
Jim: how?
Tim: I fucked 'im gay

Jim: wait, you're gay?

Example three:
Dave: I'm going to have a threesome tonight
Steve: I feel sorry for the girls

Dave: why

Steve: you're probably going to fuck 'em gay

by Just a other idiot January 6, 2017

fuck boy

A male who lets a female think she's the only one, while he's making a lot of other girls think the same. A fuck boy talks smooth to achieve something sexual and dumps the female afterwards. A fuck boy just hurts females.

Look at that guy! He has had sex with 5 girls in a week, what a fuck boy!

by NoFuckboy January 6, 2017

Skull Fuck

To insert ones thumbs into they eye sockets and wrap the rest of your fingers around their cranuim after inserting your man meat into their mouth, therefore fucking their skull.

"She didn't have enough ass to grab while we were in doggy style so I grabbed her by her eye sockets and literally skull fucked her brains out"

by Fukalotayu January 7, 2017