Dicking around

To waste time, dilly dalling.

Stop dicking around,we need to keep moving.

by Toa Pohatu March 22, 2017

dick thumb

A practical joke picture message posing a penis in place of a thumb during a photograph explaining a thumb injury that has resulted in a seriously swollen thumb.

I got my latest group chat good last night with the dick thumb. I explained that it wasn’t my dick,

by moongorilla March 18, 2018

kick dick november

a month that girls can get all the boys back for slap ass october

oi its kick dick november

by thatgurlyouneversee October 1, 2020

Dick On Salt (DOS)

When you get corona and your test comes back positive, but you say Dick On Salt to deny that you have corona.

-What's up?
-Ah, nothing but did you hear that Jake has Dick On salt (DOS)
-What a soy boy

by FckBitchesnGetMoney January 2, 2021

helicopter dick

The method that Achu uses to land girls. It is his best, most failproof move.

Achu gyrates his pelvis in a club to show women just how well he can helicopter dick in private.

by failedmachine September 4, 2022

dick pick

(noun) small dick

Paul has no girl because he is/has a dick pick.

by Jayloe 420 February 12, 2022

You fancy a sclop nigger dick wet balls pussy Gina

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga

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by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025