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haleigh's ass

when you meet a girl with an in between ass of not to big and not to small and she can throw it in your face to make u nervous she has a haleigh's ass.
damn that chick threw her ass. bro she has a haleigh's ass'
by poppinallday123 August 17, 2017
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Ass Gravity

ASS GRAVITY
(ass)

noun NORTH AMERICAN vulgar slang
noun: ass;

-a person's buttocks.

-women regarded as a source of sexual gratification.

(Grav•i·ty)
noun: gravity

PHYSICS
-the force that attracts a body toward the center of the earth, or toward any other physical body having mass.

(ASS GRAVITY)

Noun

Psychology/Sexuality

-the intense, unavoidable and irresistible attraction of ones eyes towards a particularly amazing booty, esp when paired with yoga pants or other form fitting clothing. Like actual physics, smaller bodies (eyes) are drawn to larger ones (booty), much like a pair of comets to Jupiter.

See also: #whitedwarf (small, white, still well rounded), #redgiant (of the larger red head variety)
Wife: “why are you staring at her ass?!?”
Me: “I’m not. Her Ass Gravity just brought my eyes into orbit.”

GF: “Slow down! You’re going to quick”
Me (from behind): “Sorry. It’s just that your Ass Gravity makes for a quick re-entry
by ironphoenix19 March 19, 2018
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Square up on that ass

The act of sexually positioning one’s self behind a female or male, with the intent of inserting either said person’s penis or strap on dildo into the receiving party’s guts.
Jason said he just wanted to watch me bang his girlfriend, but he kept creeping up behind me trying to square up on that ass.
by Nrogers June 19, 2022
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Ass

Ass may refer to

A. Human muscles located near the pelvis.
B. A species of donkey.
C. A Human who is associated with negative terms.

This definition is elaborating C.

An ass is a common creature in the world usually found after the 80's. The Asses include: LGBT's, Horny Teens, Oppressive Militaries (Definitely not talking about a certain nation) and Woke people.

LGBT's are self-explanatory as they are just begging for attention where as only a few are respectable.

Oppressive Militaries, I'll let the Palestinians talk.

Woke people are those who engage in a cycle where they believe they're "morally" higher than everyone else and try taking down anyone they dislike using methods like Doxxing , Cancelling , Ratio , De-popularizing and Personal Cyber/Physical Bullying.
SSsniperwolf is such an ass for still having no shame

These Gay revolts are fighting for nothing they're asses to be honest.
by DiamondCob319 October 24, 2023
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Ass wipe

Me..zoe...i am an ass wipe..i wipe ass
Maya:zoe...you are an ass wipe
by Princess of slang January 11, 2020
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Ass fam

A family of shit-filled ass wipes who reuse bath water and have orgys with grandmas
Look at that ass fam, they live in such a dump!
by PutnamShice12 October 15, 2021
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Red-Ass

A derogatory term used to describe any person who has dark skin. Referring to an individual who looks like a baboon.
That red-ass just stole my television.
by Red Arses October 15, 2023
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