Ass Stamp

When someone whose butt crack is dirty, leaves an imprint on the back of a toilet seat.

"That filthy scumbag left an ass stamp on my toilet seat. Was he so self unaware that he didn't even look behind himself or care?"

by Undun July 13, 2020

Ass Blaster

The final phase of the graboid lifecycle. Just like shriekers, they hunt using heat sensors on their head. They are capable of flying by mixing a chemical compound inside their bodies and igniting it out their ass to achieve blast off.

Ass Blasters have eggs in them which carries the next generation of Graboids.

by Midwestern idiot July 30, 2024

Geico your ass.

Spartan kick to ur pigeon chest would make you cave in then the neighborhood get to caveman that ass up

I’ll geico your ass.

by Theworstomen July 17, 2019

residual ass

(vulgar slang) The sensation of something remaining inside of the rectum/anus following an activity, especially anal intercourse.

"I just got off the phone with Arthur. He took Randy up the ass a week ago and apparently it still feels like he's been there the whole time. Sounds like a case of residual ass to me."

by Rick Rolland March 18, 2020

jizz on my ass

When a hot fecking dude shoots his load all over your glorious ass... its hot and then it goes fecking cold n claggy... eeewww

But it's nice 😋

So I met him in a bar... he was cute.. we bonked and he shot his load all over my ass up a back alley... sweeeet!

He jizz on my ass!

by Naughtynikki August 21, 2017

Ass

Ricki Taylor

Me: wow i look like ass today!

Fred: Yeah you look like Ricki Taylor.

by don’t conjugate December 11, 2017

ass hat

someone who has their head up their ass wearing it as a hat.

that ass hat just ate my burger

by crispcracker123 May 7, 2018