National Single ASB DAY

National single asb day is for the mfka who don’t get no pussy or dick and they life miserable asfk ! And all they do is pillow talk in slide down the wall cause the worthless as shit 😍

Jack: Bro it’s National single asb day
Taylor: haha you get no pussy

by NENEFRMRAQCITY June 10, 2022

maddy day

They tend to go out with people named Ryan. she also has the biggest tits ever

"Will you go out with me" Ryan asked

"yeah sure we can fuck later if you want" said Maddy Day
" that would be great" said Ryan

by Lachie_m9 February 29, 2016

maddy day

They tend to go out with people named Ryan. she also has the biggest tits ever

"Will you go out with me" Ryan asked

"yeah sure we can fuck later if you want" said Maddy Day
" that would be great" said Ryan

by Lachie_m9 February 29, 2016

Day before Christmas stuffing

‘Day before Christmas stuffing’ is where your mum makes you heaps of stuffing a day in advance

“Mum when will my day before Christmas stuffing be done’

by Bolobag2007 December 23, 2023

Fuck a dog day

On november 27th you can fuck a dog legally.

This is sattire, if you get offended go cry on twitter.

Person 1: Do you have a dog to fuck on Fuck a dog day?
Person 2: Please leave me alone.

by MotherSlayer21 November 26, 2021

Leap Schedule Day

On February 29th, wake up an hour earlier than normal, and then sleep an hour earlier than normal.

Tomorrow is Leap Schedule Day.

by godlylaundrymachine May 14, 2022

All fakes day

A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.

On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020