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I'm so fucking bored

When you're so fucking bored that you go to Urban Dictionary and define "I'm so fucking bored" using meta references that other people have already used to describe the same phrase but it doesn't matter because you're so fucking bored and you know the person reading it will be so bored that they won't care that they just read the same thing in the previous definition. They may wonder if they are more bored than you, or if you're still bored at the time of their reading your definition. Who knows? Neither you nor they, for starters.
Person 1: I'm so fucking bored.
Person 2: (doesn't exist)
by boreddude99 April 7, 2023
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fuck snap

To fuck so hard you snap the other person and break them real good, then you rape them against their will and enjoy every second of their screams and tears of agony and pain!
To fuck snap is to put the “yeah” in “fuck yeah!”
by Bad C dev November 14, 2024
mugGet the fuck snapmug.

positive fucks

meaning you stay positive but give not fucks.
My wife told me make a drink, Travis said ' I got positive fucks". so he made her a drink!!!!
by Tavis_stupid September 25, 2017
mugGet the positive fucksmug.

No Fucks

Does mamey give any fucks? None, he gives no fucks
by Ugly Bank LLC January 15, 2023
mugGet the No Fucksmug.

Fuck me

A way of expressing disbelief and frustration like the phrases , “Are you kidding me right now” & “Unbelievable
For crazier situations, it’s the shortened version of the rhetorical question, “You’ve gotta be fucking me right now, right?”
*at work instantly after getting there*
Boss: I need you to get A, B &C done before noon and then manage the rest of the day cause I’m leaving early.

You: *under your breath* “fuck me, I guess”. Or * boss leaves room* “Good morning Vietnam! I see breakfast is still the ‘FUCK ME’ special!”
by NotoriousME July 29, 2024
mugGet the Fuck memug.

fuck

As a verb, it refers to the periodic insertion and removal of a male's penis at a relatively high velocity with a sustainable pace.
by DefiniTom January 8, 2020
mugGet the fuckmug.

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