National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day

Buy your girlfriend a book.

a day where you go buy your girlfriend a book she wants.

"hey, its National Buy Your Girlfriend A Book Day let's go buy me one!"

by littlegirllovesmsut September 16, 2022

April fools day

A day where you can fool your daughter, April.

Father/You: Hey april how was scho- omg theres a spider in your hair
April: *screeching intensifies*
That is what april fools day is! Ay-p-rill f-ooh-lz day

by ('v') April 1, 2021

National shitting day

Basically, you celebrate the holiday by shitting in Feb 23. You can basically sit in the toilet and shit.

National shitting day :Sleeping with shitting at the toilet

by Ilovenigersaruas February 22, 2024

boarding student strudel day

a day in which boarding students are turned into strudel

person a (day student): oh wow, will you look at that, it's boarding student strudel day!
person b (boarding student): *panics* *runs away*

by Asteria_Black October 12, 2021

National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day

Hit up your gay best friend and take them out to eat on August 9th

It's National Meet Up With Your Gay Best Friend Day, let's go eat!

by KittyFunny August 4, 2025

first day of hell

The first day of hell is the first day of school

Ugh, it’s the first day of hell today

by Dasangdfghhai HD swcuudf August 15, 2021

Edward Dai

The most racist, extremist, terrorist, homicidal, homophobic, bigoted, sexist person on Earth. From assassinating multiple President's to planning and committing an awful act of terrorism in 2001, he is arguably the most dangerous human alive.

Person 1: Hey Edward Dai what's up?
Edward Dai: Stfu nigger!

by Truth_Social_Lover June 25, 2022