Claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass

you've just got out of school and you are ready to pump up the summer vibe ie: fortnight, you're ready to rock n roll and claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass. Really hyped about something.

Teacher: Alright kids, have fun in your summer
Kid to friend: I'm ready to claw the platypus's nail and shove it up the ass.

by lovepenguinsandlife February 22, 2019

ass maiden

A.female.version.of.an.ass.goblin

she.is.such.an.ass.maiden...Maiden.of.the.ass

by Ribena November 7, 2003

virga ass

When the sweat from your ass evaporates before hitting your underwear

Dang bro it's so hot out I got that virga ass it's giving me straight mud-butt

by Dang bro June 4, 2023

ass

ass

i love me some ass

by bigtittymilfxo March 30, 2022

Hoe ass bitch

When ever a boy/girl talkin shii behind yo back and looks at chu retardedly abd is a bitch.

"Bernise is a hoe ass bitch😧👏"

by La.shortyyyy March 6, 2019

Bitch Ass Nigga

A Dude (Mostly Black and Lame) who always acts like a faggot and a sissy and doesn't shut the fuck up when asked to

Friend 1: Yeah so i fucked that bitch yesterday it was sick!

Friend 2: Bro shut the fuck up

Friend 1: No

Friend 2: You're a bitch ass nigga

by free young thug, free ysl January 24, 2023

Ass Canvas

An ass canvas is a toilet bowl. It can also be anything you decide to release the art of a bowel movement unto but primarily the bowl of a toilet.

Hey honey grab the camera! I just splattered the ass canvas with a real Jackson Pollock!

by Tayne Morano April 27, 2020