calm your ponies

A very annoying replacement for "hold your horses", "calm yourself", "chill out, dude".

A phrase that is used to one's friend when they are

a) having a panic attack
b) freaking out about something pointless
c) worried / anxious / nervous
d) in a hurry and are constantly annoying you to move faster

"Dude, I think my girlfriend is breaking up with me!"
"Calm your ponies, she's probably just PMSing"

"Wow, can you please like, hurry up? I don't have all day."
"Hey calm your ponies, I'm working on it."

by fafoyojo March 13, 2010

smoke your pole

Suck your dick. First used in the movie 'Cruising' (1980) starring Al Pacino.

"Have you ever had another man smoke your pole?"

by buzz90 September 6, 2007

Ask your doctor

ASK YOUR DOCTOR - The highly addictive marketing that most medical doctors fear: advertisements that end with the phrase, "Ask your doctor."

After an advertisement for a drug on television, radio, on the Interwebs or in print, really anxious or gullible patients immediately make appointments to see their doctors to try to pressure them into prescribing that drug for them.

This phrase was a banned word in 2007 on the Lake Superior State University "Banned Words List."

- Advertisement on TV: "Ask your doctor if "fill in the blank" is right for you! You can be "normal", "not depressed", "thinner", "free of bladder urgency and incontinence" "late for work because you will finally get it up and make whoopie" (choose one phrase as suits the advertisement).

- Patient: "Doctor B, the ad for (fill in blank) said, "'Ask your doctor.' I really think I need this drug because...(quotes advertisement) (doctor inwardly groans and counts to 10). I want you to write me a prescription today!"

by Worf Thaddeus April 4, 2014

Lower Your Dongers

Counter catch phrase to Raise Your Dongers. Used whenever someone start's spamming "ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ" in chat.

Twitch.tv User: ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ raise your dongers ヽ༼ຈل͜ຈ༽ﾉ
Gaben:ノ(ಠ_ಠノ ) Lower your Dongers ノ(ಠ_ಠノ)

by The Dalek Asylum December 9, 2014

Watch your langwing

The thing stupid people say to someone that curses. Referenced in one of jacks film's videos

F.ck that.
Hey! Watch your langwing!

by Lost_in_translation September 9, 2016

fuckin your mom

me your mom sex

guy: hey Chris

Chris: what

guy: I was fuckin your mom last night she loved

by godgody April 15, 2019

Whack your boss

A flash game created in 2003 by former Simpsons creator Tom Winkler where you play as a man in an office and you kill your boss in many ways (ruler, keyboard, Garbage bin, clock, etc.)

I had a hard day at work. I’m gonna play whack your boss.

by Beatlesfan18 June 4, 2019