Nigerian Wood whacker

Where you stick a lot of pins around your friend's penis and then that person does it to you. After you are done, you start sword fighting, (aka hitting each other's penis in a playful way

I tested the Nigerian wood whacker after a good massage.

by ImNotEvenLoudCuz August 14, 2025

Getting Wood

When you get a boner, intentionally or unintentionally.

"I can't get through a single Service without GETTING WOOD."

by Infinitussy September 7, 2025

wood roller

An individual commonly associated with the name Joe who “may be on my block, but he's not a threat; he's just a wannabe gangster."

“ He be on my block, his ass ain't shit, his ass a 'Wood roller”

by gotcousin February 22, 2025

nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦🫦😉😉

person one : "i love nobuuuu"
person two : "hes the goat idc"
person one : "nobu woods please perform in your hometown again"

by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025

nobu woods

nobu woods is a queens, new york native who is dominican, and his blend of smooth and dark r&b is as real as actual emotion. his music speaks the complexity of love and other feelings in a sound that grabs you and doesn't release. it's no coincidence his songs are as seductive as his face 🫦😊😏

i love nobu woods hahahahahaha drop another album hahahaha

by idkwhattoputmyusernameas February 27, 2025

Wobbly Woods

A game played with the assistance of a friend, one person consumes massive amounts of alcohol and gets blind folded, you are then taken deep to a random spot in the woods where you will remove the blind fold and search for a way out of the woods.

Friend 1: yo wanna play Wobbly Woods again?

Friend 2: sure but you're gonna be the one blind folded this time, I ended up on the highway when I made it out last time

by button_on_shirt March 4, 2025

Tracey Wood

When something doesn’t work properly and/or fails to be useful. In short, worthless.

The tv is Tracey Wood. I can’t even get it to turn on. Time to throw it out with the trash.

by TayYay March 9, 2025