Walzer Share definition Flag A filthy molestache, as seen on the upper lip of Kurt Wolfgang Walzer (fag). I tried to pick up women at the bar, but they kept telling me my Walzer reminded them of a pedophile. Walzer by thedirty December 9, 2008 0 0 Get merch Get the Walzer mug. Buy Now — $32.95 See more merch