Five-to-two-er

Five Minutes Uglier than a ten-to-twoer. something with a fanny like a badly packed kebab, and would only be shagged by a man after several pints of dizzyade.
howay lass, fancy a shag, cos im pissed and youre a five-to-twoer.
by Schmee June 25, 2004
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Two Headed Dragon

Two people sharing the same article of clothing in order to better shelter themselves from a hazard. This clothing must either have no zipper, or be zipped up all the way.
It was raining and he didn't have a jacket, so we both wore my sweater and pulled a two headed dragon.


The pirates were going to kill the two midgets, but one midget stood on the other's shoulders underneath a trench coat and they seemed gigantic. The pirates were scared off by the two headed dragon.
by Yellowmelon February 07, 2009
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amongst the twos and fews

why does freddy never have any money? Because he is amongst the twos and fews.
by tuffpuff September 30, 2010
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Two Men Kissing

WHY ARE YOU SEARCHING THIS UP????
DID U WANT TO SEE TWO MEN KISSING????
YOU LIKE MEN..... YOU LIKE KISSING....
YOU LIKE MEN KISSING
YEA YOU ALREADY KNOW WHAT IT MEANS
You literally wanted to see two men kissing but guess what? I'm not dirty minded so I won't show you and you're a wierd faggot if you searched this up.
by RandomGuyIsCool November 30, 2022
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two greasy guys

Sloppy fucking fat whoops that make pizza that is very greasy
Lets order two greasy guys
by HeadPlug April 06, 2004
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Sweatsock and two meatballs

A fancy little phrase for "a dick and two balls". It's even more fun if you sing it to the tune of "We're Not Gonna Take It" by Twisted Sister.
"I saw that sweatsock and two meatballs last night. It wasn't very big!"
by Mari Malice October 02, 2007
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My two bits

My two cents, adapted for programer humor.
Person:"I think java is slow"
Pajit:"Java is a very powerfull tool"* indian accent*
Person:"I don't know man, this are just my two bits on the issue"
by Phrgfdiefhshdjks May 12, 2018
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