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Turtle Up

Verb. 1) when a turtle is flipped over and unable to right itself. 2) When your drunk ass girlfriend falls on her ass from walking in heels in Ybor city any can't get off her back in the middle of the parking garage
OMG last night my girlfriend was so drunk she fell on her back and couldn't right herself again. She total turtle up situation.
by jackrabbitslim May 2, 2014
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tittle

A human breast. More so a female booby. It has a distinct aureole and nipple!
I can see your tittles through your shirt!!


I wanna tweak your tittles.

That's my tittle!!
by Katy and Ryan March 8, 2009
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awkward turtle

you use awkward turtle as a secret code. use "awkward turtle" when you want a close friend to check you for b.o.
if you are guilty of b.o. your friend says "yes, awkward turtle", if not, "no awkward turtle"
random person: "some one smells like b.o."

patrick(to heather):"awkward turtle?"

heather(to patrick):"no awakward turtle"

patrick(to random person):"well, it's not me!"
by Corbin Heather October 2, 2007
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The Turtle club

The turtle club is a group of guys who have slept with or sleep with women of low Attraction. Some would say a 5 out of 10.

The turtle club is a group of guys with low standard's that sleep with women that other guy's wouldn't touch or would only get a BJ from
Yo I joined the turtle club last night. Yeah she was pretty big.

Yo the ugly girl over there wants the dick bro. You ready to join the turtle club?
by Crazy charismatic August 8, 2017
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turtle

a metaphor for a dude with an exoskeleton that provides said dude with the illusion of invulnerability. Said Dude is also sometimes said to be endowed with a long turtle-neck, which causes him to move a bit slower and with relatively more confidence than other dudes.

Can also be used as an adverb, which is a recently new development and is expected to catch on quickly
"turtle and/or turtling"
by dilenja November 12, 2006
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turtle

a bitch whos EAAAAASY!!!!!!!!!!!!
"you gotta love thoes turtles!! i did one last night and it was eeasy!"
by Genny&Manlisso January 24, 2007
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Tactical Turtleneck

A Turtleneck worn by a man to cover up embarrassing or hideous marks on a neck.
'I'm gonna have to put on my Tactical Turtleneck tonight, that girl I got with last night has made it look like a bear attacked me.'
by Batman3935 February 20, 2012
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