truffula tree

Truffula tree is the stupidest, most dyslexic person you will ever meet. They seem fine at first, but once you get to know them, they are the stupidest person ever. Also known as dyslexic and water buffalo.

What’s the tea on you and Truffula Tree

by Welpood February 13, 2019

Tree

A little furry thing that lives in the jungle.

wow Jeff, it's a Tree!

by Cowth=awesome February 19, 2019

Pee Flow Tree

The process of deciding whether or not to go to the bathroom in the middle of the night.

I really have to pee. But I don’t want to get out of bed. I wonder if I can make it through the night without having an accident? Is it really that bad to have an accident? No one will know. I probably need to change the sheets anyway. Maybe I should just go ahead and get up to pee now since I’m awake after going through this pee flow tree.

by Jfman August 30, 2018

tree balls

The action of hanging testies on a tree for religious purposes

Also, nuts (like acorns)

Damn, look at all those sexy tree balls

by Blameitonthewhiskey September 17, 2018

TREE-LOVING

when you and your friends plant a tree branch in the ground and then take turns pissing on it.

me and my friends went tree-loving last night.

by the swiss piss September 28, 2018

sad tree

A tall person who’s very sad, or depressed.

Person #1: Hey, you see that sad tree?

Person #2: Yeah. I wonder what’s wrong with them.

by the_crazy_alien May 29, 2018

Tree Bonner

When a tree gets a bonner from a hot naked female tree hugger because she hugged the tree.

Tree 1: Yo did you she that girl getting all up on Frank, he must of got a tree bonner.
Tree 2: He always get those tree huggers, it's not fair.

by PoodyFiddle June 9, 2018