Beat the butter

Another mean for "beating my meat" ya kno..yea

Brain: My dick mad hard
Me: Well I guess I'll go beat the butter ¯\_(ツ)_/¯ *
*logs in to pornhub.com/ BOYS GON WILD XXX. com*

by 4:54 am and I'm feeling jazzy September 30, 2018

dick butter

Mainly for people who did not get a circumcision, the trapped leftover cum inside the skin of your penis after you masturbated. The penis would get stinkier eventually over time.

Ew, Kyle is such a virgin, like last night I couldn't suck him off because his dick started to peel out dick butter.

by kakato123 May 22, 2019

butter-soft

I did boxing today for the first time and i really enjoyed it. Then weights. Now im just blissfully butter-soft.

The butter-soft feeling is so good.

I can never stop and fully enjoy these things because i keep reminding myself of the things i have yet to accomplish. Not sport-related but you know being independent financially, making art, finding my own space. Im so far away!

by Krkič August 13, 2019

Butter Fuck

When you fuck a stick of butter because your wife left you. aka sticking a big chunk of butter up your ass

Ex: I made a video on how to butter fuck the right way.

by The dildo my mom gave me June 4, 2018

shrek butter

A peanut butter alternative made from pistachios.

Bro slap some shrek butter on me appy slices, im allergic to peanuts dawg

by timburtonswillywonka January 18, 2020

Smurf butter

A smurf melted on bread

I ate smurf butter

by Wyatts mom February 28, 2020

Pumpkin butter

When preforming vaginal and anal sex, the shit when preforming anal sex gets schmeared and or stuck to the penis or foreign object. Pumpkin butter is formed when after fucked in vagina and anal cavity and brown white substance that forms is called pumpkin butter.

Me and Sara had a lot of sex last night, she's a freak and did anal. There was a lot of pumpkin butter.

by Dr.PimpDaddy March 2, 2020