IAN is a real Man.He is very easy to fall in love with.he is patient and kind.only if you can make the cut and he let's you see the real Prince within.Ian Michael is someone who lives like a pauper but is really a king.if he gets bored he will light your house on fire.Although he is averagly endowed he hoes all night and makes woman cum over and over again
by Ladyovrage July 21, 2017
Get the Ian Michaelmug. Named after Michael "Mikon" Hermans, one of Patongs most notorius hunters. After a string of knock backs and sleeping alone (sometimes in his clothes). He spent a lot of his time sitting in his hotel room masturbating, alone.
Allen : Did you pick up last night?
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
Michael : No i slept alone in my clothes, again!
Allen : Ah, you're still 'Doing the Michael' every night?
Michael : Yeah.. then i slept in my clothes.
by Patongs Finest October 16, 2008
Get the Doing the Michaelmug. Dude I can't sit down this morning because Mr. Garrison and I tried the Jonathon Michael last night.
by Trogdor20x6 March 26, 2010
Get the Jonathon Michaelmug. Did you see how quick that guy pulled a Michael Bolton, if only he had stuck it out he would of realised it was easy.
by ElCunt0 November 8, 2018
Get the Michael Boltonmug. Boomquisha: Girl, you see my man Michael Vick on yo Zenith screen last night.
LaPatricia: Oooooooooooo girl, he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Boomquisha: My god, girl, get cho priorities straight. His game is fine too. He ran fo 213 yards and threw for 4 touchdowns.
LaPatricia: (daydreaming) What you say?
LaPatricia: Oooooooooooo girl, he is fiiiiiiiiiiiiine.
Boomquisha: My god, girl, get cho priorities straight. His game is fine too. He ran fo 213 yards and threw for 4 touchdowns.
LaPatricia: (daydreaming) What you say?
by Big Country Kellogg December 24, 2008
Get the Michael Vickmug. Michael Frazier is the best and most handsome guy in the world! He tends to be very very sweet more than half the time and loves completely. He always knows what to say and how to help when needed. He has an amazing personality and is easy to love. Michael Frazier has very pretty brown eyes and soft skin. He has a wonderful taste in music and knows how to treat a girl the way she should be treated. Michael Frazier is the love of my life!
by Anna Frazier November 30, 2011
Get the Michael Fraziermug. Super hot swimmer know now as the greatest olympian of all time, after winning 8 gold medals in a single olympics.
He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.
He has a great body and is envied by so many men and wanted by so many women.
Woman:Honey you should have Michael Phelps body. You should be like him.
Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.
Man: *thinking* Damn that mother fuckin olympian.
by miohmyitsvi October 15, 2008
Get the Michael Phelpsmug.