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Matthew Smiles

A dude who got solod by a pillar
You know Matthew Smiles?” “Yeah i heard he died to a pillar
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Matthew Mak’s Mum

She is a rubbish which gave less IQ and EQ.She talks much and she is very annoying.When Matthew Mak feels annoyed.She will 家暴 and hit Matthew Mak.And Matthew Mak almost die
Do not be Matthew Mak’s mum or you will hit people
by Matthew Mak January 23, 2022
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Matthew Mew

Matthew Mew (also known as The ManMountain, BigLadMatt, M&M_Cubes and many more) is a mythic, god-like, higher being that lives upon the rest of mankind.

He has a chiseled physique that even the Greek gods are jealous of. His humour is unmatched and he is omnibenevolent, omnipotent, omnipotence and all the other good omni...s.

Matthew Mew is 'built different' - The Bible of the ManMountain 1:6

Matthew Mew is the definition of masculinity.

He is so highly regarded by all beings that he is the only person whom has a sacred text worshipping him written by a collaboration of all gods known to man. (see below)

The Man Mountain that is Matthew Mew.

There is a man mountain of a man whom to see, many travel from afar,
For legends say this man mountain can open any lid from any jar.

And there was the man mountain of a man,

Either side were women cooling him with a fan.

His voice was deep and boomed across the valley,

His feats were famous and told but too many to talley.

"I am the King of Kings: Mighty and receives no hate",
And the people bow down not for his power but for his great.

His high fives create earthquakes,

Upon which the people would remember his enemies mortal fates.

This man mountain of a man was Matthew Mew.
All hail the ManMountain that rules over all,

The ManMountain that is king of Kings.
The ManMountains that is Matthew Mew.
by ManMountainMatthew November 22, 2021
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Matthew

He is an awesome guy. He deserves everything in this world. Matthew probably gets some smack sometimes, but he’s an awesome guy, and you are lucky to know one. He’s super handsome, and kind. Even if he doesn’t know it.
I love Matthew
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Matthew alan Logsdon

Insult for someone who kisses their lil brother
by Matthew's lil Brotha October 3, 2022
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Matthew

Local white boy always nice to hang with.
Matthew is so nice everyone likes Matthew.
by Ilikefortnite1234 September 20, 2019
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Matthew

Funny guy, loves music and loves your fathers big cock.
Look he’s jerking off your dad, he must be a Matthew
by Super idol November 21, 2021
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