Flying cow

Noun - Type of cows that can fly.

Holy cow, that's a flying cow!?

Man, I've just seen a flying cow!

by TKien2 October 26, 2025

Cow Tipping

The intentional tripping of pregnant women to cause a vocal reaction similar to that of a cows moo.

"yo bro, see that pregnant chick over there?"
"yeah, why?"
"5 bucks to commit some cow tipping"

by ilovesuckingonboobz November 5, 2025

Cow Puppy

A small or baby cow

Grandma shouted "ooh look at all the cow puppy!" As we drive past a calf at the dairy farm last spring

by FaintRush November 9, 2025

Cow

a bunga. And a bunga is DEFINED as cow shit... not bullshit a.k.a. the lies...

...GET it right!

The first time, that is...

...because you DO wrong instead of right..

...go fuck yourself in hell.

Signed

☆Satan

P..S. GUARAN-FUCKIN'-TEED there is ASTRONOMICALLY more cow shit in the world than there is lies...

...just kidding! Everything else IS A LIE.

From one extent or another.

How do I know this?

You'll never know!

Not because I won't just tell you...

Because I don't want to lose you or anyone else again...

Just kidding! You can't lose "friends"...unless they are filed in a missintg person's report.

And I would like to report myself as missing from everyone's lives...

...because everyone I know loves how refreshing I am... (at first!)

...then later they decide decide that I am worthless...

...then they stipped me of all of the same dignity I personally afford to all. And I answer the why. And I don't give a fuck what...

...because I cannot afford it...

...and i can't afford anymore politicized food...

...don't even get me started on the "water"...

...or the shelter, the clothing and love....

Defined ln th next sentence

Type and example.

-Cowabunga

by Cypher Mode December 8, 2025

pregnant cow style

a sex position where you shove both of your arms up someones asshole while they're on all fours

1: "im gonna do pregnant cow style with you"
2: "what the fuck"

by rayennoth December 11, 2025

Trad-Cow Disease

When a man who values all of the traditional values, but has poor self image or no ability to properly talk to the opposite sex, he will settle for a morbidly obese girl who LARPS as trad. This is mostly found in traditional religious circles, or amongst the cottage-core enthusiasts.

“Dude, what is John doing with her? Yeah she wears a floor length skirt but she’s just a veil whale!”

“He’s got trad-cow disease bro, he’s too far gone.”

by McGumboBabushka December 22, 2025

a cow

A shipping container used to transport goods overseas and by truck.

Some people whow want to live of the grid have used a cow to convert to a nice home.

by Lightmatch June 26, 2021