Jah Day

A celebration of our lord and savior that happens every January 23. A few of the proper rituals for keeping holy Jah day are 1. Putting on your snapchat story #LLJ, #RIPX, and #BLESSUP.

"#LLJ its Jah day my nigga"

by MRCHUBBS123 January 23, 2019

pi day

March 14, the day when MIT hopefuls get slaughtered by the slew of rejections

College Forum:

m32smith: its pi day everyone, MIT decisions are out : )

chingchong41: REJECTED
2400 SAT
5.00 GPA
Tennis Captain
Intel Finalist

Oh noes!! I shame my family, my parents beat me!

wingwang99: This isnt good....

by manhandle March 15, 2010

Turkey Day

A short and simple name for a holiday which celebrated thanks. This term is taking over the traditional, noble name of Thanksgiving Day. In turn, the commercialization of the holiday is getting so bad that people will forget what the meaning of the day really is, similar to how Christmas' image is being ruined by Future Shop's and Best Buy's take on the holidays.

Guy 1: Happy Turkey Day!

Guy 2: What the hell does that mean?! Do you mean Thanksgiving Day?

Guy 1: What's Thanksgiving? Are you talking about the day you eat turkey meat?

Guy 2: Never mind...

by Mystic November 28, 2003

D-Day

Dandelion Day, an annual tradition at the University of Rochester started in 1951 and held in April on the last Saturday before Reading Period, in which students rise earlier than they would for their classes to drink and be merry. Usually accompanied by bands, carnival games and/or rides in the Wilson Quad. Actually stands for Drunk Day.

If anyone needs B to get D on D-Day, hit me up.

by Terrance Tiernasaurus Rex July 3, 2008

anal day

situated on January 12th every other leap year anal day is a day where people can gather in groups of no more than 7 but no less than four to discuss and practice the art of anal sex.

Dan: is anal day coming up soon
Ewan: yes, I love anal sex

by pussymuncher04 February 3, 2013

v-day

Valentines day, the most greatest day for couples all over the world. Sucks for all the "lonely" people and they hate it but that also means less money to spend which is a good thing.

Woman-"So watcha gettin me tomorrow for V-day?"
Man-"Something really special"

Random guy-"you guys are pathetic, i hate you"

by BDC420 January 12, 2009

Valentines Day

The only day Couples Show ANY Affection towards Eachother

Person 1- Wow look at Jim and Brittni there So happy

Person 2-Its Valentines day Remeber?

Person 1-Oh yea i forgot by tomarrow they Wont be like this to bad...

by Kiddbandit February 8, 2009