Shit-prise

A bad surprise.

"Dude, my ex came by today, it was a shit-prise."

"I got a shitprise today when I bit into my burger and there was a hair in it."

by wake9whit June 17, 2013

flicking shit

Talking crap to or about someone.

Kayla was flicking shit to John because he was being a dick.

by Inluvwithluv May 18, 2016

Shit Tunes

Any kind of music that you listen to while taking a shit. You could also be taking a piss.

Yesterday, I was home alone. So when I went into the bathroom for my afternoon dump, I pulled out my phone and put on some shit tunes.

by iturner82 January 23, 2010

shit fritter

A modestly sized clump of crap or some insignificant little twat who has the impact of such

Whatever you say, shit fritter.

by Coco Duprie January 20, 2009

seen that shit

synonym of 'bet' and 'already'

"Bruh, you tryna <fill activity here>?"

"Seen that shit."

by trapoutdabando September 1, 2016

Shit the Lark

v. When someone believes he/she is displaying hegemony in a situation but ultimately fails miserably.

John guaranteed me he was gonna score tonight but ended up in his room wanking it. Totally shit the lark.

by STL king March 1, 2009

Shit-chimney

Anybody who is kind of an asshole. You want to burn them and acknowledge that they are nothing more than fecal matter to you simultaneously.

Use your turning signal you fucking shit-chimney!!!

Dylan's obvious tolerance of the Star Wars prequels makes him a definite shit-chimney.

by DinnerRabbits October 8, 2017