Ninja turtle sober

When your idea of being sober involves eating poorly and smoking a lot of weed

Leroy is ninja turtle sober bro just eats pizza and rips all day like he’s Michelangelo

Ninja turtle sober by Redroadster May 19, 2026

Snapping turtle bite mark

When you're fucking a girl in the ass and your dick hits a sharp, dry turd (the "snapping turtle"), and it is sharp enough to leave a cut on your dick. The resulting cut mark is known as a "snapping turtle bite mark".

Guy1: the other day I was fucking Molly and when I pulled out I saw some snapping turtle bite marks on the head of my cock!
Guy2: oh fuck!
Guy1: yeah Molly needs to drink more water

Snapping turtle bite mark by Youwantdrpinn May 24, 2026

Tough Turtle Times

A rare illness found in turtles caused by Evil Tung Tung Tung Sahur also known as Evil Triple T for short.

That turtle seems to have been going through Tough Turtle Times.

Tough Turtle Times by Thebigtisreal June 7, 2026

The Turtle's Dilemma

A turtle has the knowledge of it's own shell, the protection from it, the comfortability of it, and the awareness that the comfortability can also be, or cause it's distress as well. But even with the awareness, the turtle can do nothing about it, as it is their turtle shell.

An example of The Turtle's Dilemma

The Turtle's Dilemma by WKBI June 22, 2026

A Turtle Paradox

A turtle has the knowledge of it's own shell, the protection from it, the comfortability of it, and the awareness that the comfortability can also be, or cause it's distress as well. But even with the awareness, the turtle can do nothing about it, as it is their turtle shell.

It is a Turtle Paradox

A Turtle Paradox by WKBI June 22, 2026

Your Turtle Shell

To have something that is apart of you, mentally or physically, that brings you protection and comfortability, but also brings you harm as well

It is Your Turtle Shell

Your Turtle Shell by WKBI June 22, 2026

Furry turtle

When you shove a turtle up your ass and it crawls through a hairball your cat coughed up.

Damn furry turtle making a mess of the house

Furry turtle by Turtle Man, Tampa June 24, 2026