dog shit taco 

a taco that consist of dog shit and a flour tortilla with your choice of toppings

your breath smells like you eat a dog shit taco

dog shit taco by Zack Harrison December 19, 2007

Moldy taco 

you fuck your woman in the ass then put in in her pussy. So the next time you go to bang her it smells like a moldy taco.

man last night my girlfriends puss smelt like a moldy TACO and i puked

Moldy taco by alex/brandons words December 3, 2010

Duck Taco 

Duck Taco: Noun- A girl with an extremely lame pussy.

Example: "Yoo son I heard your bitch got that Duck Taco!" "Yeah man that shit is looser than a goose and she doesn't do anything but lay there!"

#PALACE Original Quote.

Duck Taco by #PALACE January 9, 2014

Vagina Milk Taco 

A crispy thin-lipped corn flour shell showered in vagina juices, usually stuffed with beef or cock, lettuce, tomato, and onion.

Mike went to that Tex-Mex restaurant and swore that he was given a Vagina Milk Taco, either that or he accidently ordered a fish taco.

Vagina Milk Taco by You're A Winner At The Buzzer July 17, 2009

bearded taco 

A hairy-ass pussy.

Dseeamn shawty, i fill yo bearded taco with some of my freat meat!

bearded taco by Al Sharpton's chapped asshole March 14, 2003

Bed Taco 

A strategy for when you and your friends want to save money by packing multiple people into a hotel room bed but can’t risk in-bed contact.

1. Strip all the bedsheets (even the fitted ones).

2. Each bed occupant folds a sheet under and over their body like a taco shell. One side is guarded against contact and the other is open, for freedom of movement.

3. Sleep with the "spines" of the taco shells facing, thus ensuring two layers of fabric between parties.

4. The comforter is shared.

"Hey, you guys want to snowboard at Tahoe over spring break?"

"Hell yeah, but we’re going to have to make a couple of bed tacos to save money."

Bed Taco by well, there was this one time November 21, 2009

Anti-Taco Legislation 

Any type of bill, resolution, statute, etc., that bans or otherwise prohibits the sale or consumption of tacos, and any meals made of tacos.

Anti-Taco Legislation is actually what the Patriot Act is all about.

Anti-Taco Legislation by Matt The Man November 3, 2007