Wild Spider

N - those little shit toddlers and babies that scream at the top of their lungs whenever they feel like it.

“Yo that wild spider is so fucking loud wtf”

“Yeah you know it those kids never shut up”

by Average CSN student October 16, 2022

metro spider

(a)A Metro Spider is an individual who roams within a city and is known as a “menace” or a “top dog” and wherever they go all they want to cause is mania. Similar words: menace, instigator)

“Yo you know that guy Jamal? “

“Oh yea he’s a metro spider of a guy eh?”

by Richardmille December 1, 2022

cute_spider_girl

A tik toker that makes gacha videos

Cute_spider_girl is a good person

by Crowberry December 12, 2022

Crack Spider

A male spider who thinks building webs is for “suckas” causing him to kill a female orb weaver to claim her web as his own.

Nice web Mr. Crack Spider

by Cactifreezus January 1, 2023

Lakeland Spiderman

When a male ejaculates in their partner's eye and pulls back quick enough to pull their contact out.

Bonnie: Bob give me a Lakeland Spiderman last night

Stephanie: Wow, I hear that its hard to do.

by LakelandWoman April 28, 2023

The spider

When four guys back to back all shoot their load on a 4 girls faces at the same time.

Jimmy and the guys were doing the spider with the cheerleaders after the game last night.

by Tdogstir June 5, 2023

giant spider

an abomination from hell

i might have the most baddest luck ever because EVERY FUCKING TIME I GO TO THE FUCKING SHOWER, A GIANT FUCKING SPIDER APPEARS ON THE FUCKING WALL. GOD WHY DO GIANT FUCKING SPIDERS EXIST I HATE THIS WORLD

todd: what the hell is a giant spider and why is scott afraid of it

scott's friend: well todd, according to scott, giant spiders are abominations from hell, and that they always appear on his bathroom wall every time he takes a shower.

by Ice Cream_ June 10, 2023