shot that horse in the face

When a person or persons misses an opportune moment and can not go back to make corrections.

I had one chance to impress the board of directors with my presentation, but I left my presentation materials on the train in Brooklyn. Now Gary gets the promotion. Man, I really shot that horse in the face.

by Metal Mermaid October 04, 2017

Jell-O shotting

When your partner tries to give you a blow job but you can’t get hard.

I gave Fernando a blow job but he couldn’t get hard so, I ended up jell-O shotting him.

by Hogo duh pogo August 22, 2019

shot the snake in the face

To stop a potential problem before it becomes a full on problem. Coined from shooting a snake so as to avoid a bite.

Jason was annoying me, so I shot the snake in the face and smacked him upside the head.

by snake shooter lulz December 05, 2011

Screen Shot Commando

A software consultant that can't write code to save their life. Instead they use graphic design tools to create screen shots of what they would like the solution should look like even if it is totally unrealistic.

They commonly rely on other competent developers to actually write the code to deliver what they dream up. They are typically the guy who is surfing the web or sending messages on their iPhone during the design meetings and not paying any attention at all.

That guy is a total screen shot commando...He has no idea how to write the code to make that happen. On that note, has anyone seen any of his code?

by Tool Hater March 02, 2010

Turkey Dinner Shot

Pour 1 Part Wild Turkey Bourbon &
1 Part Cranberry Juice into a Shot Glass. Cheers with Friends on Thanksgiving!

Happy Thanksgiving now intead of eating lets just drink our dinner by taking a Turkey Dinner Shot! Drink it up!

by Brena Idol November 26, 2008

elephant trunk shot

While taking shots you dip someone else's dick into your shot glass and proceed to slam the shot, simultaneously holding onto the guys dick. This can also be done in a group setting much like an elephant train (trunk to tail)

"Who wants to take an elephant trunk shot with me"
"Who wants to get naked and take an elephant trunk shot with me"

by cretin105 August 29, 2014

cum shot to the eye

when a human being spunks in someones eye usually unexpectedly, causing severe loss of sight

jenni cuatro took a cum shot to the eye

by master.oogwey69420 July 29, 2020