Half Eaten Arby's Cheddar Cheeseburger

A gay mans description of a vagina.

Gail: Wait, so you've never seen a vagina before?

Eric: Oh hell no. Why would I want to look at some half eaten Arby's cheddar cheeseburger?
Gail: Huh... Btw did you see that video of Enzo doing the Bung the Booce challenge?
Eric: Yeah it was hot af...

by Yolozozo July 27, 2016

Half my ass and both my balls

Used in stating you would wager a large amount on a subject.

I would bet half my ass and both my balls that Pamela Anderson has more STDs than just the Hepatitus C that everyone already knows about.

by Mathias Gruber May 9, 2008

A face like a half-chewed golf ball.

To be riddled with acne.

And chalk skin.

And scars all over the place.

Nice.

Girl 1.That Aidyn's nice, in't he?

Girl 2. Na way! He's got a face like a half chewed golf ball!

by Biafra J July 11, 2004

half-your-age-plus-seven rule

A convenient rule to define the youngest that a romantic interest can be before the relationship is indecent. Widely referred to and used, the rule has merit for usefulness. The full version states: "if you halve your years then add seven, you'll have the youngest decent age for a partner; if you double your years then subtract seven, you'll have the oldest decent age for a partner".
However it's somewhat flawed thanks to the poor mathematical ability of its authors -- it gives a different result depending on whether it is worked out for a younger or older partner.

26-year-old Barbara waited patiently until Jack turned 20, fulfilling the half-your-age-plus-seven rule, before pursuing him romantically.

by kriswa August 3, 2007

Rear Admiral (Upper Half)

Same as rear admiral, but performed while the man is engaged in anal sex with the woman.

This is a pun on the naval grades of rear admiral (lower half) and read admiral (upper half) which are equivalent to an army/marine/air force brigadier general and major general respectively.

Light brown stains with red sprinkles testified to my first successful completion of a Rear Admiral (Upper Half) in the lobby of the motel 6.

by gunfest 2008 February 23, 2009

I don't give two and a half shits

You really, REALLY don't care about what someone just told you.

Brody: Hey, I just found this really funny video I wanna show you, it's about this-

Ryan: I don't GIVE two and a half shits, alright?!

by MCGONN June 17, 2009

Six of one half dozen of the other

six and six

yah i'll have six of one half dozen of the other of those eggs.

by i prefer jelly July 12, 2003