brown nose creeper

When a person sneaks into a secluded area and spies an unsuspecting nude sunbather ass up and decides to say hello by quickly and susprisingly tossing her salad

Bill saw a sweaty glistening ass facing him when he came to clean the pool today and gave her the old brown nose creeper.

by The mad shatter June 18, 2014

tomato nose

when ones nose is so bulbous and red it appears to be like a tomato.

Jaime: Hey remember when Fernando was mistaken for Santa Claus last year for his tomato nose? Good times.
Fernando: Hey!!

by Jamsauce927 January 21, 2011

Nose Brownie

When a male and female are 69ing and the male unintentionally penetrates the female bum with his nose. Thus winding up with clogged nostrils.

Jackson: Bro I got with Ceri the other day and got such a bad Nose Brownie.

Hunter: That’s ‘shitty’

by Poopassjackson August 21, 2019

nose fuck

To stick ones penis, into the nose fucking hole ( nostrils ) specifically the left one, to avoid pregnancy! As nose fucking is often done in the 'fling' sense,. On the rare occasion one wishes to become impregnated via "nose fuck," they shall simply use the right nostril. Then prepare for the same nose hole to be used as a birth canal in the coming months.

"I nose fucked my girlfriend in the right hole, now shes preggers."

by ihaveasorenose March 28, 2024

Hancock nose

A Hancock nose is a person who is boring , billy-less , dogless , jobless , works a shit job , has no tv and doesn’t even have there own bedroom

- Toni Mitchell 2K17

Boring Allport has a big fuck off Hancock nose

by Hancock nose December 11, 2023

Nose shit

Nose shit is a kid who like creating cutie pies in the toilet.
‘How did nose shit born?’
One day her mom,poop was walking around she suddenly sneezed and at that moment she wasn’t given birth.
‘I want a nose shit too!how can I get one?’
you need to be faithful for it.
‘Will nose shit die?’
No,cuz she’s the god of nose shits.

and you’re right,it’s me!!!

nose shit:hello.
cc:hello
Peppa:hello
Grandpa ying:oh my goodness!!!!it’s nose shit the goddess.
nose shit:bye.

by nose poop January 6, 2023

Helicopter nose

A guy whose nose snores like the sound of a helicopter while sleeping.

Last night, I could not sleep because of my roommate's helicopter nose.

by deimos-dread January 8, 2020