Alabama scorcher

The act of putting spicy pickle juice on your penis and getting a blow job

I gave that b***ch an Alabama scorcher!

by Hickdoodle69 June 1, 2019

Alabama Wetwipe

When you spit on a piece of toilet paper add lubrication & reduce friction before wiping. *Disclaimer: This only works with high quality quilted bath tissues. Do not try this with cheap tp or you’ll punch a hole through & end up with a poop fingy

I was taking a poo in a friends bathroom & it was one of those poo-of-1000 wipes, so I made myself an Alabama Wetwipe

by Peltmaster August 16, 2022

Alabama Stampede

Repeadetly kicking someone’s nut sack until death

Yo, you hear what happened to Jaquan, his girl gave him the good ole Alabama Stampede

by SouthernPlayboi June 13, 2018

Alabama Slammer

Fucking your cousin

Billy Joe Bob pulled an Alabama slammer with his cousin Missy sue.

by Louminator69 April 17, 2025

Alabama James

The off-brand cousin of Indiana Jones who digs up “ancient relics” in junkyards and abandoned Walmarts. Instead of a whip, he carries a garden hose. Instead of a fedora, he wears a Bass Pro Shop hat.
Known for quotes like “It belongs in a Bass Pro Museum!” and “Snakes? I eat those for breakfast, son.” His idea of a hidden temple is an old Cracker Barrel with a suspicious basement.
Drives a rusty pickup named “The Ark of ‘Bama”, fights raccoons instead of Nazis, and once got cursed for stealing a haunted moonshine jug from a Civil War reenactment site.
Alabama James adventures include:
Alabama James and the Waffle House of Doom
Alabama James and the Lost Remote Control of Pawpaw
Alabama James and the Curse of the NASCAR Pharaoh
Has zero credentials, but says things like “Trust me, I majored in vibes.” Carries around a “holy relic” that’s just an unopened can of 1987 Tab cola.

Alabama James tried to raid a tomb but it turned out to be a Piggly Wiggly stockroom.

by Anttonedodeson June 1, 2025

alabama bull dozer

When a girl takes a shit and a guy pushes it back in with his dick.

Had to give my girlfriend the alabama bull dozer while doing anal last night.

by Rick0921 October 17, 2022

Alabama Mile Marker

When a guy pulls out, nuts on a girls back, and sticks a receipt on it.

Yeah dude, last night I gave this chick an Alabama Mile Marker.

by UncStatus February 7, 2025