Matthew

a twink, never talk to anyone called Matthew, a horrible, heartless piece of shit

look at that Matthew lookin guy over there!

by turkeylover311 December 10, 2023

matthew howard

known as matthew howard, widely hailed rave champion, drops pingerz

(aka. MDMA/MOLLY/EXTACY/E) like skittles

Pulls the most unholy amount of bitches, with his unmatched charisma and wit.

Person 1: I met matthew howard today
Person 2: oh you mean the pinger champion?

by Big Dog 12 July 22, 2023

Matthew dobbin

Sleeping

Matthew dobbin is sleeping

by strathyisposh November 23, 2021

matthew aaron rogers

Musician and funny idiot, slightly less intelligent than his brother so needs to learn something stupid like learning the guitar. He is a well known piss head and funny guy most people refer to him as a teddy bear. The aaron is pronounced "air on". Has really fluffy hair!

"hey dude you look like a teddy but you are kinda looking more like a musical teddy"
"yeah i'm a matthew aaron rogers"

by Teddy Bear1994 November 4, 2013

Matthew

Matthew is crazy sexual person, who loves get frisky he can be a little bit over the top but matthew tries to be

cool but fails in the process, and often flirts with anyone pretty lady ...

matthew is a little over the top, and flirts with random things like doors, walls , chairs, beds, mirrors and sometimes himself

by wifey 123 October 5, 2017

Matthew Lillard

One of the sexiest men known to this earth, played Shaggy, Stu Macher and now William Afton, aged like fine wine and would smash 👌

Person 1: do you like Matthew Lillard?

Person 2: hell yeah I’d bang him

by DilfBanger November 18, 2023

my matthew

He is the sexiest, smartest, most attractive person to ever live. He belongs to a girl named morgan :) he is the sweetest person youll ever meet and youll always want to talk to him. (he also has a big dick ) I love you mi amor.

My matthew is mine forever, he will always carry my heart with him, and i will always carry his.

by MatthewsProperty September 11, 2022